Food

Hazelnut Mousse Strawberry Pretzel Parfaits

June 3, 2014

Hazelnut Mousse Strawberry Pretzel Parfaits via Artful Desperado

Hazelnut Mousse Strawberry Pretzel Parfaits via Artful Desperado

Hazelnut Mousse Strawberry Pretzel Parfaits via Artful Desperado

Hazelnut Mousse Strawberry Pretzel Parfaits via Artful Desperado

In the words of Michael Jackson: mama se mama sa ma ma coo sa! That’s how moon-walkingly-amazing this treat is!

Dudes, so, for the longest time I’ve wanted to make a parfait with pretzels in it, you know, ’cause we all need a bit of crunchy salty goodness in our lives – and this is it! This flavour combo of creamy hazelnuts with a touch of cocoa, and the juicy tartness of fresh strawberries is way too good! It will definitely have you doing a bunch of crotch-grabbin’ moves all over the kitchen.

The whole thing takes about 40 min to make and it’s dairy and wheat FREE! Muaah ha haa.

Let’s make it!

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Roasted Anaheim Pepper Tomato Poached Eggs

May 27, 2014

Roasted Anaheim Pepper Tomato Poached Eggs via Artful Desperado

Roasted Anaheim Pepper Tomato Poached Eggs via Artful Desperado

Roasted Anaheim Pepper Tomato Poached Eggs via Artful Desperado

Sexy, spicy, messy. Am I talking about a spanish lover? Not quite – but pretty close. This is one of those recipes where you leave all rules aside and you give in to the lust of food oozing in your mouth (shit, this blog all of the sudden is rated R). Basically it’s like JLo’s new single “I Luh Ya Papi” but in a pan.

I know it’s tuesday and brunch is not happening for a few days (4 days, but who’s counting), but I thought you should be prepared for the occasion and make this super tasty dish. In Mexico it’s called ‘Huevos Ahogados’ (literally “drowned eggs”) and it’s made with a hot salsa-type base. This one is a bit more Spanish, but still has some Mexican flare included, si si papi! I found this recipe in Gather Journal, and totally made my mouth water.

Want to get in bed with…a sexy messy set of spicy poached eggs?! Sure you do!

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Rhubarb Raspberry Meringues with Pistachio Crumble

May 20, 2014

Rhubarb Raspberry Meringues with Pistachio Crumble via Artful Desperado

Rhubarb Raspberry Meringues with Pistachio Crumble via Artful Desperado

Rhubarb Raspberry Meringues with Pistachio Crumble via Artful Desperado

I think I have a new name for my alter kitchen ego – Rhubarbara – bitchy, bold, and toxic if not trimmed. HAHA. Ok no, I’m not a bitch in the kitchen. Well, sometimes, just when shit doesn’t get done. Anywaaaysss..dudes of this prodigious planet called earth; I have rhubarb for you! Rhubarb mixed with raspberries on top of meringues…with cream…and pistachio crumble (!!!) Basically this is like a deconstructed rhubarb pie. *your head just exploded*.

This uber popular herbaceous perennial (a.k.a. everyone loves this fucking plant) is bringing its magic to this recipe in full throttle. To be honest, I rarely use rhubarb, but after trying it in this combo, I am hooked!

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UNELEFANTE Artisan Chocolate Bars

May 15, 2014

UNELEFANTE artisan chocolate bars

UNELEFANTE artisan chocolate bars

UNELEFANTE artisan chocolate bars

Whoa. Art meets chocolate meets awesome packaging design. That’s what Mexican brand (yeah! REPRESENT!) UNELEFANTE is all about. This colourful independent retailer focuses on selling super high quality goods that are mostly produced and designed in Mexico.

UNELEFANTE chocolate bars totally standout because of their beautiful execution and patterns based on famous artists like Pollock. I mean seriously, who could resist buying them?! I would even feel guilty eating them all.

To see more of these awesome products (and to brush up on your spanish) check out UNELEFANTE’s store. You go Mexico!

Vegan Chocolate Cream Soda

May 13, 2014

Vegan Chocolate Cream Soda via Artful Desperado

Vegan Chocolate Cream Soda via Artful Desperado

Vegan Chocolate Cream Soda via Artful Desperado

OH. OH. OHHHH. I am still tingly from this liquid-chocolate-magical experience. Basically I just let Willy Wonka’s river flow right into my mouth! Before we jump into the treat frenzy, let’s learn a few foodie-nerd facts.

So, have you ever tried an egg cream soda? It’s an American classic! (You can usually find them in dinners). Funny enough, there’s no egg in the original recipe! Who knows why they named it that way. There is however, whole milk, along with chocolate syrup (usually hershey’s), and bubbly seltzer (club soda). It’s a frothy chocolate-y dense cold drink that is just sublime.

Since I cannot enjoy the virtues of dairy anymore (a.k.a. a sign of getting old!), I decided to give it a go with coconut milk instead of regular whole milk. I also made the chocolate syrup at home since that Hershey’s stuff is kinda obscure. The result was SO GOOD. It’s like a melted milkshake with fizz.

Mind you, it could be something odd to try for the first time since you expect a “chocolate milk” taste but then BAM! You get the bubbles right after. Now that the sun is coming out, you should definitely give it a go.

Alrighty, shall we let the chocolate rivers flow?

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